We are sending our agent provocateur out amongst the various gritty and contentious comment sections and blogs to find, engage and expose the best and worst of our social media dialog. We will be looking for those magical web moments when someone pours out their guts into cyberspace for our entertainment. Extra credit will be given for foaming at the mouth, being genuinely funny, illiterate blathering and just plain crazy.
WHEN MORONS ATTACK:
LINGLE QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
“Voters are very discerning. They’re not robots….” Lingle said.
SKUNK/EXTORTIONIST ERIC RYAN TRYING FOR A COMEBACK
Honolulu’s favorite little ray of sunshine continues to spread skin cancer.
COUNCILMAN BERG MIFTED BY SNOWY OWL’S DEMISE
This offering from “CouncilmanBerg” is almost too whacky to be real…but, so is Tom.
No self-respecting monkey could pass up this one.
And from the peanut gallery…a full script!
THE GOV’S REVOLVING DOOR FOR STAFFERS IS SPINNING AT A FURIOUS RATE…
Let the online mocking begin!
THE LEGISLATURE HAS A NEW WEBSITE…
Who said Abercrombie couldn’t create jobs?
ONLINE BLOGSTRADAMUS SCORES A DIRECT HIT (with January 15th prediction)
The best worded, accurate prediction of 2011. (And we know how the rest of the movie goes.)
BEST IN-HOUSE COMMENT OF THE MONTH
Any further attempts at upstaging us will result in having your IP address blocked.
IGNORED, THE GOV’S SPOKESPERSON TAKES SECOND JOB
It’s hard to put words in the Gov’s mouth when his foot is already in there.
THE PRO BOWL TROLL
When Trolls Attack! (No, not the governor…the bloggers…see below)
Ah, the smell of Marxist class warfare rhetoric….
Hey! There’s only one Rod Tam.
Maybe with Rev. Moon we could fill the stadium.
Another pesky fundamentalist virus
TOP TEN PUBLIC SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS
This list would probably serve them better that what they’re getting now.
BUT, I ARE A GOOD STUDANT
Another graduate of the Hawaii public school system.
THOSE DARN HOMELESS
10 extra points awarded for having the blog handle “AmishRakeFight.”
IT MUST BE 10 DAYS SINCE THE LAST FULL MOON
Stupidity can damage your whole argument
They rise to the bait like retarded mullets.
THE GOV IS TAXING EVERYONE’S PATIENCE
Tax those stripes.
WE WERE WONDERING WHERE THOSE WENT…
At least he took the curtain rod out.
YOU COULD SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT WITH THAT THING
Yeah, if they dont know what it is it should be illegal.
AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS A SOCIALIST
I guess hed rather be right than “all thats left.”
CIVIL UNIONS GO INTER-SPECIES
The Germans name was Claude Bahls.
THE NURSING HOME RACKETS
Everyone knows Bingo is a gateway to Texas Holdem.
And they said balancing the budget is hard.
There nothing more “civil” than role-playing psychotherapy.
I WAS THERE
But did you see Abercrombie? He was there too!
TROLLING FOR JESUS
The debate on Civil Unions is heating up via Gods media flacks.