The Growing Owl Menace

The last thing Hawaii expected was a Jihadi Owl on Thanksgiving,

Hawaii’s close call with a full scale terrorist attack came at the end of last year.  A Snowy Owl tried to penetrate secure air space over the Honolulu International Airport, but was blasted from the skies by the alert actions of the Hawaii Department of Defense. The Governor had been advised previously of the suspicious movements of Snowy Owls, and had been tipped off by Federal authorities about the growing connections between the owls and known terrorist organizations.

There are now over 300 Snowy Owls held at GITMO.  Several have been interrogated  by anti-terrorist agencies and have given up other owl cells as far south as Seattle.

Some Homeland Security experts theorize that the owls have been training for suicide missions around some of America’s busiest airports.  The fairly large owl could fly directly into a jet’s intake during take off possibly causing a deadly crash.

“We knew these owls were showing up where they shouldn’t and had been seen hanging around with known Al Qaeda operatives,” said the Governor. “We had information that they were on international “no fly” lists, so didn’t really think it was likely they’d ever reach Hawaii.”

But, little known to the Governor, owls don’t need to board jet planes to travel.  According to the Governor, “It’s pretty obvious to me that when one of these birds flys 3,000 miles to get to Hawaii it isn’t planning a vacation.”

The owl proved no match for Hawaii's crack troops.

The Gov activated his State Department of Defense that immediately deployed around the Airport.  After a brief fire fight the owl was killed.  According to one military officer on the scene, who asked not to be identified, the owl refused all instructions to land and surrender itself, though the orders were broadcast in English, Arabic and Canadian. This gave them little choice but to open fire and bring the confrontation to an immediate and decisive end. Some speculated that the Governor had given “kill on sight” instructions and there had been no real attempt to capture the bird alive.

“The President has Seal Team Six, and I have my DOD,” said a beaming Governor, “and we kicked some white, feathery butt out there.”


Abercrombie Shoots Himself in the Foot with Kosher Ammo.

In his appropriately  named 2004 article in WorldNetDaily, “Send in the Clowns,” Aaron Klein states:

“Israeli-made bullets recently purchased by the U.S. Army should be used for training only, not to fight Muslim guerrillas in Iraq and Afghanistan, U.S. lawmakers told Army generals.’

“By no means, under any circumstances, should a round [from Israel] be utilized,” said Rep. Neil Abercrombie of Hawaii the top Democrat on the house of Representative Armed Services sub-committee with jurisdiction over land forces.”

IDF Col. Moshe Lesheme told WND (WorldNetDaily),  “Israeli firms have created an enormous amount of military technology that enhanced the American military. And now suddenly our bullets are illegitamate?”

Only in the befuddled, PC mind of Neil Abercrombie who was apparently worried that hard-working Jihadis would be denied their 72 virgin pay off if clipped by a jewish slug.

We can see the following tragic scene playing out somewhere in Kandahar:

“Sarge, that was my last clip of Yugoslavian Christian Ammo!  All I got left is the Israeli stuff!”

“You know it’s politically incorrect to use that! We’ll have to run for it!”

Both men together, “Damn you Neil Abercrombie!.”

U.S. Congress Voted 418 to 1 for Cutting Aid to Terrorists

So, who was the sole lunatic?  Hawaii own Neil Abercrombie! When the bill came up, in 2006, calling for the United States to halt aid to a Palestinian government controlled by people (Hamas) who openly call for Israel’s destruction (SR 79) – only Neil Abercrombie sided with the terrorists.  He was also one of only 8 to vote against condemming rocket attacks against Israel, holding terrorists responsible and supporting Israel’s right to defend itself  (H Res. 921).

Abercrombie has consistently voted against Israeli security, even if he's the only one.