Internet Trolls are United

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When you do something really stupid, the Internet is there to remind you.

Today’s best trolls on United Airlines

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Trolls are also writers…

 

“Your seat cushion can also be used as a defensive device.”

 

“United Airlines. Putting the hospital in hospitality.”

 

“First beating is free, $25 for each additional.”

 

“Board as a doctor, Leave as a patient.”

 

“Now offering one free carry-off.”

 

“United. where our employees come first.”

 

“Plenty of empty seats on United now.”