The army of the undead socialist zombies has returned and they’re not taking “no” for a answer.
Today Hillary Clinton announced that she will join the campaign to recount votes in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and other states. The effort was originally started by Green Party candidate Jill Stein to prove that she was not beaten in Texas by Harambe the dead gorilla. Stein was pleasantly surprised by a $5 million check from George Soros and the eager participation of the Clinton campaign.
According to Hillary there was systematic suppression of dead voters by the Russians and others. “We must have a true democracy where all people, dead or living, Amercian citizens or just bussed in from Guadalajara, have the right to vote,” said Clinton. “and, voting more than once is just indicative of their enthusiasm for participating in our democracy and should be encouraged.”
She also renewed her attacks on Trump calling him a “necrophobe” for his disparaging remarks about voters who had allegedly died. “Do we look dead to you!” shouted Hillary to her attentive entourage, who immediately started a resounding chant. “What do want? Republican brains!” When do you want them? NOW!”
When asked by a reporter from FOX news about her previous statements, made during the heat of the campaign, calling Trump “unAmerican and a sore loser” should he reject the results of the election; Clinton told the reporter to “Fuck Off,” and ate her face.
Every election season, like Christmas coming early, Hawaii looks forward to their Compare and Decide direct mail piece. Then they can responsibly discuss each candidate’s background and qualifications before voting. We all know to check who paid for the mailer and fully understand that the mailer will tend to favor the campaign that paid for it. That’s just a fact of modern elective politics; like the screeching bias of our local media for whatever establishment candidate they are in the tank for. Expect them to once again brand any advertising opposing their endorsed flunky to be negative, underhanded and deceptive.
This is how Hawaii has been duped into voting for the least qualified candidate year after year. But, this year, no matter who Hawaii’s voters choose, it will be guaranteed to be a horrible choice that will be disavowed by everyone in a few months (another Hawaii tradition).
Check you mailbox for the latest edition of Compare and Decide.
What many people believe to be Dr. Theodor Morell, Hilter’s personal physician shown to be on the scene at Hillary’s latest health crisis.
A man standing in the video of Hillary’s latest health meltdown has been positively identified by sophisticated facial recognition software as Theodor Morell, the ex-Nazi personal physician of Adolf Hitler. The mystery is further exacerbated by the fact that Dr. Morell supposedly died in 1948.
MSNBC reported that Clinton was “fatigued” and “stumbled” when departing the 9/11 event, but the video clearly shows Clinton writhing on the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head, and foaming at the mouth. She was twitching so violently that three Secret Service men had to sit on her so she would not bounce out into traffic.
At the scene, the man identified by Hillary’s entourage as Dr. Ted Murrel, a close friend of the Clintons, seemed to take charge. Witnesses said they heard the man yelling instructions in a thick German accent to the Secret Service detail, whom he addressed simply as the SS:
“Get zee old cow back to meine laboratory, Dummkopf! Schnell! She veel need zee injection.”
Photos showing Mrs Clinton before and immediately after “vitamin” injections by Dr. Murrel.
Later Clinton emerged from what was allegedly her daughter Chelsea’s apartment looking refreshed and chatted with reporters (the address was later traced to The Murrel Institute for Human Reanimation and Cryogenics). Dr. Murrel was asked about any medical treatment given to the candidate and whether he could provide more information on her condition. After attempting to wave off questions, Dr. Murrel relented and described Mrs. Clinton as being in remarkably good health and capable of climbing Mt. Everest if required. He said that she was simply overcome by the smell of the proletariat crowd and just needed some air and an injection of her special vitamin supplement. When pressed for what her medication actually contained, Dr. Murrel mumbled something about LSD, cocaine, Draino, meth, Crazy Glue and 151 Rum before he was whisked away by the security detail.
Dr. Murrel was introduced to the Clintons by George Soros (shown above) in 1987. Wikileaks has disclosed that Dr. Murrel (or as early records show Morell) has also been Mr. Soros’s personal physician since 1910. Other recently leaked information indicates that Soros has apparently died four times since his birth in 1847.