Fourteen more women have now come forward to claim unwarranted sexual advances, or worse, from Donald Trump. This brings it to a total of 432 reports of separate incidents and is perhaps the most damaging so far because all fourteen of the Huffington Post staffers claim that Trump raped all of them during one frenzied attack.
“We were just having our usual morning meeting where we talk about diversity and other prog stuff,” said victim Erica Twit-Smoosh. “Then the door flew open and a completely naked Donald Trump burst into the room and started ripping all our clothes off…I, I can’t go on…the rest was too horrible…there was nothing we could do against such a brute.”
This latest revelation, first reported by MSNBC comes on the heels of Donna Brazile’s emotional outburst a few days ago while being interviewed by Fox’s Meagan Kelly. When being pressed about passing off the questions to Hillary Clinton ahead of time during the debates, Brazille blurted out that she also had been accosted by Trump.
“Forget bout that debate cheating shit, white girl…the real issue here is Donald Trump touching my Bootay!” yelled Brazille. “That’s right, he be slapping his little pink hand all over my big B-O-O-T-A-Y!!!!
This unprecedented series of heartfelt and obviously true accusations proves beyond any reasonable doubt that ten years ago, Donald Trump inexplicably sexually assaulted every woman in the country who was to eventually become a die-hard supporter of Hillary Clinton.