A man standing in the video of Hillary’s latest health meltdown has been positively identified by sophisticated facial recognition software as Theodor Morell, the ex-Nazi personal physician of Adolf Hitler. The mystery is further exacerbated by the fact that Dr. Morell supposedly died in 1948.
MSNBC reported that Clinton was “fatigued” and “stumbled” when departing the 9/11 event, but the video clearly shows Clinton writhing on the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head, and foaming at the mouth. She was twitching so violently that three Secret Service men had to sit on her so she would not bounce out into traffic.
At the scene, the man identified by Hillary’s entourage as Dr. Ted Murrel, a close friend of the Clintons, seemed to take charge. Witnesses said they heard the man yelling instructions in a thick German accent to the Secret Service detail, whom he addressed simply as the SS:
“Get zee old cow back to meine laboratory, Dummkopf! Schnell! She veel need zee injection.”
Later Clinton emerged from what was allegedly her daughter Chelsea’s apartment looking refreshed and chatted with reporters (the address was later traced to The Murrel Institute for Human Reanimation and Cryogenics). Dr. Murrel was asked about any medical treatment given to the candidate and whether he could provide more information on her condition. After attempting to wave off questions, Dr. Murrel relented and described Mrs. Clinton as being in remarkably good health and capable of climbing Mt. Everest if required. He said that she was simply overcome by the smell of the proletariat crowd and just needed some air and an injection of her special vitamin supplement. When pressed for what her medication actually contained, Dr. Murrel mumbled something about LSD, cocaine, Draino, meth, Crazy Glue and 151 Rum before he was whisked away by the security detail.