Trump’s hair attacks Jeb Bush at debate.

Trumps hair leapt onto Jeb Bush's face and scratched him.

Trump’s hair leapt onto Jeb Bush’s face and scratched him.

Jeb Bush sporting some deep scratches from his run in with out of control hair ball.

a stunned Jeb Bush sporting some deep scratches from his run in with out of control hair ball.

During a heated exchange between the candidates Donald Trump’s hair jumped onto the top of his podium and leapt directly onto Jeb Bush. It stayed attached to his face for several seconds while Bush screamed in pain.  Only after Chris Christie grabbed the snarling fur ball and kicked it did it return to The Donald’s head and settle down.

“I’ve never seen it do that before!”exclaimed a distraught Bush. “It usually just sits there.”

Marco Rubio wasn’t surprised by the outburst, “I thought Trump was sporting a man-bun until the dam thing turned and looked right at me…when it started to hiss I knew it was going to go off on Jeb.”

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