McCubbins emerges as viable option for Dem presidential nomination.

Screen Shot 2015-08-21 at 4.48.51 PMAs Hillary Clinton’s poll numbers plummet, a new, fresh, furry face has emerged as a potential challenger. Limberbutt McCubbins, a cat from Kentucky, is gaining strong national support.

Clearly, when faced with the current choices limited to an obnoxious crook, a doddering old socialist, and possibly the biggest dufus to ever be Vice President of the United States, Dems are actively considering their non-human options.

McCubbins is running a strong campaign with his catchy slogan of “Meow is the Time!”

Mayor Stubs

Mayor Stubs

McCubbins is not the first cat to seek elective office. Incumbent Mayor Stubs of Talkeetna, Alaska was first elected in 1997.

Deez Nuts probes Limberbutt

Another new player in the presidential race is Deez Nuts, an Independent who has polled well in Iowa and North Carolina.

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Nuts polled his fans on his Facebook page on August 13, 2015, asking whether he should reach out to fellow joke presidential hopeful, Kentucky feline Limberbutt McCubbins, for a possible Nuts/McCubbins ticket. Nuts has acknowledged McCubbins as an inspiration for his presidential run. McCubbins responded the same day, saying he was thrilled to have inspired Deez Nuts; however, he stopped short of endorsing Deez Nuts or agreeing to the potential ticket.


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