“It’s not like I’m Marshawn Lynch and have to check them after every play.” said an exasperated Tom Brady. “Everybody knows that when it’s cold outside, like in the twenties, they get a little more compact.”
The issue just doesn’t seem to want to go away, with the NFL front office now involved in a full blown investigation of what may be another rule violation by the New England Patriots. The accusation came following their playoff game with the Baltimore Ravens when defensive end Chris Canty went public. “This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten ahold of one of Brady’s balls,” explained Canty, “but during our playoff game they felt a title softer than usual.”
The NFL has already made new rules for the SuperBowl and will require Brady to have his balls spot checked, measured by calipers and weighed by the Referee during official time outs throughout the game.