Japanese visitor runs amok in Waikiki

When he first arrived with his JTB tour  group Godzilla was a manageable 9 ft. tall.

When he first arrived with his JTB tour
group Godzilla was a manageable 9 ft. tall.

Godzilla first came to Hawaii in May with a JTB tour group and was booked into the Royal Hawaiian Hotel.  According to the hotel’s manager, Minami Hiroshi, there weren’t too many problems at first.

“He did defecate in the pool once, but that happens from time to time,” said Mr. Hiroshi. “But, he kept getting bigger and injured other guests when he crowded into the elevator.”

JTB tour guide Misuo Tanabe said the trouble escalated with his constant patronage of Todai’s all-you-can-eat seafood buffet.  “He went there several times a day…and in just a few weeks ballooned up to well over 20,000 tons.”

At that point his attitude also became increasingly hostile.  There as an incident at the Kalakaua Chanel store where he became upset while haggling over prices and ate several clerks.  He then proceeded to destroy half of the Royal Hawaiian Shopping Center and part of the Outrigger.

JTB was contacted and asked to have Godzilla returned to Japan.

“You tell him.” Said Ms Tanabe. “He’s a dam 200 foot fire breathing dinosaur thing.”

Godzilla has outgrown his suite at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel and now lives inside Diamond Head Crater

Godzilla has outgrown his suite at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel and now lives inside Diamond Head Crater

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