Professor Boyd Caption Contest

ENTER THE PROFESSOR BOYD CAPTION CONTEST TODAY!

Yes, you can win a free lifetime subscription to Atomic Monkey if you write the winning caption for Professor Boyd (see above).  Now, what would be a funny, ironic, incriminating or bizzare statement for the the good Professor to be spitting out under these circumstances?  What circumstances are those, you say?  Well, apparently an escort service has been operating out of Dr. Boyd’s small apartment for years without his noticing. When he was confronted with the facts by Hawaii Reporter’s Jim Dooley, he was, well…’dumbfounded!”

Here’s some thought starters for you budding satirical malcontents:

“Mr Dooley, you’re still 20 roses short!”

“Those pesky house hookers…you think you got rid of them and you turn around and they’re everywhere again.”

“This is all some sort of misunderstanding…I’m not really here right now.”

“It’s a U.H. funded economic simulation of a small business enterprise for my new thesis.”

“Kendra, Shut the God Dam DOOR!”

You get the picture.  Enter by submitting your rhetorical gems in the comment section below.

CONTEST RESULTS POSTED ON HAWAII REPORTER!

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13 responses

  1. Wow, what a waste of cyberspace. The Hawaii Reporter should be ashamed of themselves for wasting everybody’s time and pretending this is a story at all.

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