The Secret of Neil’s Hypnotic Hold On His Followers Discovered

A recent report entitled Abercrombie: My “emanations” will make DoE serve students first by Hawai`i Free Press sheds some light on Neil Abercrombie’s curious proposal to solve Hawaii’s education morass with his special powers.

According to Hawai`i Free Press:

“How does Abercrombie propose to bring public employee unions into line?  In a “Guiding Principle” of his Education Plan entitled “Respect for principals and teachers” Abercrombie explains:

“This respect will emanate from a Governor who was a teacher and has worked to improve education throughout his career.”

Emanate?

The akamai reader will immediately recognize Abercrombie’s Education Plan as a symptom of Narcissistic Personality Disorder (301.81 in DSM IV) more commonly referred to as megalomania. But some of Abercrombie’s followers may not be so easily persuaded. For instance, actress Kelly Hu says, “Listening to Neil speak is like going to church.”

 

 

 

 

 

Neil's "emanations" apparently have a mesmerizing effect on his followers.

This poster has been popping up on the Neighbor Islands.

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5 responses

  1. In response to several requests, we will undertake a “Save Kelly Hu” campaign. We will take contributions in order to hire a private cult deprogrammer in an attempt to free Kelly of Abercrombie’s malevolent mind control.

    She seems like a sweet kid who deserves a second chance.

  2. Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
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  3. Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
    I’ve been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!

    Thumbs up, and keep it going!

    Cheers
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