Trump Raped Entire Editorial Staff of the Huffington Post

Shortly after this photo was taken Trump burst into the room and ravished the entire editorial staff of the Huffington Post.

Shortly after this photo was taken Trump burst into the room and ravished the entire editorial staff of the Huffington Post.

Fourteen more women have now come forward to claim unwarranted sexual advances, or worse, from Donald Trump.  This brings it to a total of 432 reports of separate incidents and is perhaps the most damaging so far because all fourteen of the Huffington Post staffers claim that Trump raped all of them during one frenzied attack.

“We were just having our usual morning meeting where we talk about diversity and other prog stuff,”  said victim Erica Twit-Smoosh. “Then the door flew open and a completely naked Donald Trump burst into the room and started ripping all our clothes off…I, I can’t go on…the rest was too horrible…there was nothing we could do against such a brute.”

Victim No, 418 - Donna Brazille

Victim #418 – Donna Brazile “That honkey troll laid hands on my boobies too.”

This latest revelation, first reported by MSNBC comes on the heels of Donna Brazile’s emotional outburst a few days ago while being interviewed by Fox’s Meagan Kelly.  When being pressed about passing off the questions to Hillary Clinton ahead of time during the debates, Brazille blurted out that she also had been accosted by Trump.

“Forget bout that debate cheating shit, white girl…the real issue here is Donald Trump touching my Bootay!” yelled Brazille.  “That’s right, he be slapping his little pink hand all over my big B-O-O-T-A-Y!!!!

This unprecedented series of heartfelt and obviously true accusations proves beyond any reasonable doubt that ten years ago, Donald Trump inexplicably sexually assaulted every woman in the country who was to eventually become a die-hard supporter of Hillary Clinton.

Partial List of recent Trump Victims:

Victim #417 - Rosey O’Donnell “Trump fat-shamed me into becoming a lesbian

Victim #417 – Rosey O’Donnell “Trump fat-shamed me into becoming a lesbian.”

victim #416 - Debbie Wasserman-Shultz - “Trump undressed me with his eyes during a press conference.

victim #416 – Debbie Wasserman-Shultz – “Trump undressed me with his eyes during a press conference.”

Victim #415 - Maebus Roach “Donald said he loved me and took me to Itally on his private jet. I was so young and foolish.

Victim #415 – Maebus Roach “Donald said he loved me and took me to Itally on his private jet. I was so young and foolish.”

Victim #414 - Bruce Springstien “27 years ago Donald Trump touched my pee pee.”

Victim #414 – Bruce Springsteen “27 years ago Donald Trump touched my pee pee.”


Victim #413 – Fredricka Groat “I bore twin boys after Donald raped me. I demand a public apology and child support.”

News Flash

Lawyer Gloria Allred in all red.

Lawyer Gloria Allred in all red.

Today the Clinton Foundation announced that it as hired famous attorney Gloria Allred to represent all 432 Trump accusers in the massive class action lawsuit.  Allred offered a huge bulk-rate discount that closed the deal. She was also personally accosted by Trump making her victim #433

Rant of the Week: Why Colin Kaepernick is a giant douche

by Atom Monk

Colin Kaepernick finally emerges from the bench and gets his douchy ass handed to him by the Buffalo Bills 45-16

Reason #37: Colin Kaepernick finally starts and gets his ass handed to him by the Buffalo Bills 45-16

Kaepernick explained his actions with, “I am not going to stand up to show pride in a flag for a country that oppresses Black people and people of color, to me, this is bigger than football.”

First of all, it’s hard to understand how Mr. Kaepernick can relate to “oppression” since he is perhaps the most grossly overpaid professional athlete in history.

Kaepernick already has an estimated net worth of over $25 mil, is making $19 mil a year with a guarantee of $61 mil and a $21.1 mil signing bonus. This is not oppression as I understand it; especially for a football player who is not that good. Colin recently emerged from his long stint on the bench to “lead” his 49ers to a 45 to 16 thrashing at the hands of the Buffalo Bills.

Kaepernick doesn’t appear to be involved in a profession that displays any racial discrimination. In fact, Blacks are significantly overrepresented. African-American players currently comprise 67.3% of the league’s players. It is the highest percentage of African-American players since the 2003 season. The remaining racial breakdown of NFL players is: 31% Caucasian, .7% Asian/Pacific Islander, .6% Latinos and 2% International and Other. So, if racial discrimination exists in the NFL it is working in Colin’s favor.

Where’s the affirmative action program in the NFL for skinny white guys? Well there isn’t one because the NFL rewards talent, dedication and performance…just like the rest of the country should.

Kapernick may be suffering from the psychological indignity of having been raised by white parents. Or as Fox Sports’ Clay Travis so delicately put it: “Kaepernick was raised by two white parents after his own birth parents weren’t willing or able to raise him themselves.”

Is Kaepernick suffering from white privilege guilt by association?

Colin has, in fact, dealt some pretty nasty racial epithets himself that sound way more like a pissed off redneck than hip hoppy bro to bro urban jive.

After a 28-20 loss against the Chicago Bears on Sept. 14 of 2015, Kapernick was fined $11,000 by the NFL for using a racial slur, “f***ing n***er” to be specific. Kaepernick was flagged on the play for using the language by ref Laird Hayes, knocking the 49ers back 15 yards for unsportsmanlike conduct.

So far this all is more ironic than damning, but let’s take a good hard look at his cause célèbre…Black Lives Matter.

BLM is based on the false, but inflammatory, premise that blacks are persecuted by white police officers across the country.

John Adams once said: “Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.”

So, are the cops targeting blacks, or are they targeting crime where it is most prevalent and are dealing with a very real threat of violent resistance?

The sad truth is that violent crime is another area, like the NFL, where blacks are overrepresented. Disproportionate black prison population are not the result of unequal justice or oppression, it is the direct result of these individuals being apprehended for and convicted of serious crimes.

Despite making up just 13% of the population, blacks commit around half of homicides in the United States. DOJ statistics show that between 1980 and 2008, blacks committed 52% of homicides, compared to 45% of homicides committed by whites.

When you account for the fact that black males aged 15-34, who are only around 3% of the population, are responsible for the vast majority of these crimes, the figures are even more alarming.

It would seem logical, therefore, that they would be subjected to a higher percentage of fatal confrontations with police based solely on their disproportionate participation in violent criminal activity.

Ironically, although Caucasians account for a lower percentage of overall violent crimes, whites get shot and killed by the police by a ratio of two to one.

In 2015, The Washington Post launched a real-time database to track fatal police shootings, and the project continues this year. As of Sunday, 1,502 people have been shot and killed by on-duty police officers since Jan. 1, 2015. Of them, 732 were white, and 381 were black.

Police officers are also keenly aware that statistics show that 40 percent of cop killers are black. And, according to the FBI, a police officer is 18.5 times more likely to be killed by a black perpetrator than a cop killing an unarmed black person.

Another interesting fact is that black cops were 3.3 times more likely to fire a gun than other cops at a crime scene.

You add all that up and Black Lives Matter cannot offer any factual statistics that support any of their assertions. So, they are essentially full of shit.

But, it gets worse…

Recent document leaks reveal that billionaire George Soros is attempting to organize a “national movement” to create a federalized police force. (ie. Gestapo)

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In order to make such a radical police state possible you need to package it as “police reform” precipitated by “systemic injustice” and “institutionalized racism” requiring federal intervention. You also need to incite dumb, misled rioters into wreaking havoc for the news cameras in order to help make the prospect of martial law and radical gun control palatable to law abiding people.

Soros is not alone in this dark vision for America. For all its talk of being a spontaneous street uprising, Black Lives Matter is increasingly awash in cash, raking in pledges of more than $100 million from liberal foundations and others eager to contribute to what has become the grant-making cause du jour. The Ford Foundation and Borealis Philanthropy recently announced the formation of the Black-Led Movement Fund [BLMF], a six-year pooled donor campaign aimed at raising $100 million for the Movement for Black Lives coalition. That funding comes in addition to more than $33 million in grants to the Black Lives Matter movement from top Democratic Party donor George Soros through his Open Society Foundations.

The American public, including African Americans, are being played for fools.

So, in summation…if you are an overpaid, mediocre professional football player who disrespects the national anthem of the United States in order to advertise your solidarity with the paid subversive thugs of Black Lives Matters…you are, without any doubt, a giant douche.

U.S. Post Office awards contract for 500,000 new delivery vehicles

The ubiquitous little Northrop Grumman delivery vehicles used for decades by America’s postmen are near the end of their useful service life. Many of the sturdy little vehicles have racked up over 400,000 miles.

“They have been very reliable, but the time has come to replace them with something more in keeping with the new mission of the U.S. Post Office,” said Chief Operating Officer Sayeed Mohammad.

The new postal delivery vehicles will be much sturdier and mission-flexible.

The new postal delivery vehicles will be much sturdier and mission-flexible.

The new role of the U.S. Post Office will include a share of federal homeland security capabilities as defined by recent Obama executive orders.

The winning contract went to Pakistani corporation, Bahawalpur Ordinance & Armor, who were the lowest bidders that met all the established criteria. Specifications for the new, much more robust, vehicles included light armor, gun ports, IED proof tires, sirens, radio jamming equipment and ability to me modified for a grenade launcher turret.

“We really like the new vehicle,” said Mohammad. “Many of our new recruits are very familiar with this type of vehicle with extensive experience driving similar vehicles in Syria.”

When asked about the new mission for the Post Office defined by Obama’s final executive orders, Mr. Mohammad was more guarded.

“We really aren’t authorized to get into details, it’s supposed to be kind of a surprise.” Mohammad said. “The Post Office will be doing more door to door pick-ups than usual involving certain newly illegal items that must be mailed to the government.”

“The packaging and postage will be paid by the government, so hopefully there won’t be too much resistance” added Mohammad.

A Glimpse of Life in Hillary’s America

ministryoftruthIn desperation, America turns to Hillary Clinton as their last best chance…they are mercilessly screwed.


Hillary urges American citizens to accept the New World Order and let Syrians live in their garage. True happiness promised to all through compliance and loyalty to the government.

The government will now supply all the needs of our citizens, and you don’t “need” much.

1984bEvil propagandist James Carville looks even more like Smeagol, however, Gollum has definitely taken over again. Urges people to remain vigilante and turn in “backsliders,” “malcontents” and “shirkers” for political re-education




1984cGeorge Soros spends millions to reinvigorate urban communities by urging blacks to “kill whitey” and “loot liquor from your nearest Seven Eleven.” Don’t trust any uniformed police officers except the new Federal U.S. Post Office swat teams and Bangladeshi U.N. Troops.

Clinton hires Mao’s old graphic designer. Poster defacement is punishable by 10 years in a FEMA camp.


The talking heads of political correctness urge all Caucasian Americans to wallow in collective guilt and disarm. Mandatory sex-change operations for toxic masculinity syndrome passes Democrat controlled Congress.

Declared an enemy of the State, Trump is hanged on live television during the national burning of the old constitution ceremony.



A Hawaii Tradition in Your Mailbox Soon!

Every election season, like Christmas coming early, Hawaii looks forward to their Compare and Decide direct mail piece. Then they can responsibly discuss each candidate’s background and qualifications before voting. We all know to check who paid for the mailer and fully understand that the mailer will tend to favor the campaign that paid for it. That’s just a fact of modern elective politics; like the screeching bias of our local media for whatever establishment candidate they are in the tank for. Expect them to once again brand any advertising opposing their endorsed flunky to be negative, underhanded and deceptive.

This is how Hawaii has been duped into voting for the least qualified candidate year after year. But, this year, no matter who Hawaii’s voters choose, it will be guaranteed to be a horrible choice that will be disavowed by everyone in a few months (another Hawaii tradition).

Check you mailbox for the latest edition of Compare and Decide.

Check you mailbox for the latest edition of Compare and Decide.

Hitler’s personal physician spotted at Hillary’s latest health crisis



What many people believe to be Dr. Theodor Morell, Hilter’s personal physician shown to be on the scene at Hillary’s latest health crisis.

A man standing in the video of Hillary’s latest health meltdown has been positively identified by sophisticated facial recognition software as Theodor Morell, the ex-Nazi personal physician of Adolf Hitler. The mystery is further exacerbated by the fact that Dr. Morell supposedly died in 1948.

MSNBC reported that Clinton was “fatigued” and “stumbled” when departing the 9/11 event, but the video clearly shows Clinton writhing on the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head, and foaming at the mouth. She was twitching so violently that three Secret Service men had to sit on her so she would not bounce out into traffic.

At the scene, the man identified by Hillary’s entourage as Dr. Ted Murrel, a close friend of the Clintons, seemed to take charge. Witnesses said they heard the man yelling instructions in a thick German accent to the Secret Service detail, whom he addressed simply as the SS:

“Get zee old cow back to meine laboratory, Dummkopf! Schnell! She veel need zee injection.”


Photos showing Mrs Clinton before and immediately after “vitamin” injections by Dr. Murrel.

Later Clinton emerged from what was allegedly her daughter Chelsea’s apartment looking refreshed and chatted with reporters (the address was later traced to The Murrel Institute for Human Reanimation and Cryogenics). Dr. Murrel was asked about any medical treatment given to the candidate and whether he could provide more information on her condition. After attempting to wave off questions, Dr. Murrel relented and described Mrs. Clinton as being in remarkably good health and capable of climbing Mt. Everest if required. He said that she was simply overcome by the smell of the proletariat crowd and just needed some air and an injection of her special vitamin supplement. When pressed for what her medication actually contained, Dr. Murrel mumbled something about LSD, cocaine, Draino, meth, Crazy Glue and 151 Rum before he was whisked away by the security detail.

Dr. Murrel was introduced to the Clintons by George Soros in 1987. Wikileaks has disclosed that Dr. Murrel (or as early records show Morell) has been Mr. Soros’s personal physician since 1910. Records recently leaked information also indicate that Soros has apparently died four times since his birth in 1847.

Dr. Murrel was introduced to the Clintons by George Soros (shown above) in 1987. Wikileaks has disclosed that Dr. Murrel (or as early records show Morell) has also been Mr. Soros’s personal physician since 1910. Other recently leaked information indicates that Soros has apparently died four times since his birth in 1847.

MSNBC on Hillary’s nomination: ‘Good people’ are going to say, ‘This is great for America.’

Can I be a “good person” without also having to be a brain-dead sheep?

First of all, what I saw of the Democrat convention was an inadvertent homage to Apple’s 1984 commercial. It had the giant leering head of some totalitarian overlord and throngs of obsessed zombies in the audience…it even had the shattering glass finale. It was poingant, and, in the Dems predictable, blundering way…unintentional.

Gotta love the message

Gotta love the message

The Democrat convention started disastrously with the forced resignation of their own “Super” Chairwoman for subverting the nomination process and stacking the deck for Hillary. Sander’s people are disgruntled, booing, protesting…and planning worse. Yet the liberal media wants us to believe all is well and we are actually “seeing” a picture of progressive unity and an unstoppable groundswell of support. It is truly theater of the absurd packaged as “news.”

In the word of a great American philosopher, Groucho Marx, “Who are you going to believe, me or your own lying eyes.”

In his book Abuse of Language, Abuse of Power, the German Catholic philosopher (a real one) Josef Pieper wrote the following: “That the existential realm of man could be taken over by pseudorealities whose fictitious nature threatens to become indiscernible is truly a depressing thought. And yet, the Platonic nightmare, I hold, possesses an alarming contemporary relevance. For the general public is being reduced to a state where people are not only unable to find out about the truth but also become unable even to search for the truth because they are satisfied with deception and trickery that have determined their convictions, satisfied with a fictitious reality created by design through the abuse of language.”

One of MSNBC’s chief propagandists demonstrates how it’s done:

“No matter what happens, it will be magic.” That’s according to Chris Matthews (he of the “tingling” leg). The liberals MSNBC host on Monday dismissed the leaked e-mails showing that Hillary Clinton sabotaged Bernie Sanders and gushed, “I think Thursday night’s going to be magic, no matter what happens tonight or tomorrow night.” 

At last week’s Democratic convention, Matthews reveled in conflict amongst Republicans. He called Cruz a “saboteur,” but recently dismissed the Wasserman Shultz smoking gun destruction of Bernie Sanders as just, “Blah, blah, blah..”

On Monday he fawned, “I think it will become so amazing that we see a woman nominated for the presidency of the United States …She will be the president. Good people are going to say, ‘This is great for America.”

Friday’s Hardball, he used the same line to hype Hillary’s upcoming acceptance speech, prognosticating, “Nobody knows how dramatic it’s going to be…. It’s going to be a magic moment.”

Well maybe. But, only if the Sanders people follow through with their “worlds largest fart-in” to display their unfettered loyalty.

Smell the Bern

Sometimes satire writes itself (see actual news coverage of the planned “worlds largest fart-in” that will be featured at the Democrat Convention in Philly)  I was going to write about the huge wall they are erecting to control people because of the shear irony, but then this little blast of brilliance leaked out.


As if the Democrat Party didn’t stink enough this week….

Philadelphia—Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.

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“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” she said. “We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”

Honkala said she would issue an invitation to Sanders to join the bean supper, which she is calling Beans for Hillary. She has asked donors to send cans of beans to 1301-W Porter Street, Philadelphia, Pa., 19148.

“Any remaining beans will be served to the homeless, although we will, of course, be urging Sanders delegates to eat as much as possible,” Honkala said.

Chris Hedges, an author and activist who is an ordained Presbyterian minister, will open the Beans for Hillary meal with a nondenominational prayer.

“I am happy to bless a meal that will be put to such effective political use,” Hedges said.

Here’s hoping Bernie himself gets in a few parting shots during his convention speech. We know the old geezer has it in him.


Will Hillary be basking in the warm ambiance of happy Dems expressing their appreciation?