Hitler’s personal physician spotted at Hillary’s latest health crisis

 

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What many people believe to be Dr. Theodor Morell, Hilter’s personal physician shown to be on the scene at Hillary’s latest health crisis.

A man standing in the video of Hillary’s latest health meltdown has been positively identified by sophisticated facial recognition software as Theodor Morell, the ex-Nazi personal physician of Adolf Hitler. The mystery is further exacerbated by the fact that Dr. Morell supposedly died in 1948.

MSNBC reported that Clinton was “fatigued” and “stumbled” when departing the 9/11 event, but the video clearly shows Clinton writhing on the ground with her eyes rolled back in her head, and foaming at the mouth. She was twitching so violently that three Secret Service men had to sit on her so she would not bounce out into traffic.

At the scene, the man identified by Hillary’s entourage as Dr. Ted Murrel, a close friend of the Clintons, seemed to take charge. Witnesses said they heard the man yelling instructions in a thick German accent to the Secret Service detail, whom he addressed simply as the SS:

“Get zee old cow back to meine laboratory, Dummkopf! Schnell! She veel need zee injection.”

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Photos showing Mrs Clinton before and immediately after “vitamin” injections by Dr. Murrel.

Later Clinton emerged from what was allegedly her daughter Chelsea’s apartment looking refreshed and chatted with reporters (the address was later traced to The Murrel Institute for Human Reanimation and Cryogenics). Dr. Murrel was asked about any medical treatment given to the candidate and whether he could provide more information on her condition. After attempting to wave off questions, Dr. Murrel relented and described Mrs. Clinton as being in remarkably good health and capable of climbing Mt. Everest if required. He said that she was simply overcome by the smell of the proletariat crowd and just needed some air and an injection of her special vitamin supplement. When pressed for what her medication actually contained, Dr. Murrel mumbled something about LSD, cocaine, Draino, meth, Crazy Glue and 151 Rum before he was whisked away by the security detail.

Dr. Murrel was introduced to the Clintons by George Soros in 1987. Wikileaks has disclosed that Dr. Murrel (or as early records show Morell) has been Mr. Soros’s personal physician since 1910. Records recently leaked information also indicate that Soros has apparently died four times since his birth in 1847.

Dr. Murrel was introduced to the Clintons by George Soros (shown above) in 1987. Wikileaks has disclosed that Dr. Murrel (or as early records show Morell) has also been Mr. Soros’s personal physician since 1910. Other recently leaked information indicates that Soros has apparently died four times since his birth in 1847.

MSNBC on Hillary’s nomination: ‘Good people’ are going to say, ‘This is great for America.’

Can I be a “good person” without also having to be a brain-dead sheep?

First of all, what I saw of the Democrat convention was an inadvertent homage to Apple’s 1984 commercial. It had the giant leering head of some totalitarian overlord and throngs of obsessed zombies in the audience…it even had the shattering glass finale. It was poingant, and, in the Dems predictable, blundering way…unintentional.

Gotta love the message

Gotta love the message

The Democrat convention started disastrously with the forced resignation of their own “Super” Chairwoman for subverting the nomination process and stacking the deck for Hillary. Sander’s people are disgruntled, booing, protesting…and planning worse. Yet the liberal media wants us to believe all is well and we are actually “seeing” a picture of progressive unity and an unstoppable groundswell of support. It is truly theater of the absurd packaged as “news.”

In the word of a great American philosopher, Groucho Marx, “Who are you going to believe, me or your own lying eyes.”

In his book Abuse of Language, Abuse of Power, the German Catholic philosopher (a real one) Josef Pieper wrote the following: “That the existential realm of man could be taken over by pseudorealities whose fictitious nature threatens to become indiscernible is truly a depressing thought. And yet, the Platonic nightmare, I hold, possesses an alarming contemporary relevance. For the general public is being reduced to a state where people are not only unable to find out about the truth but also become unable even to search for the truth because they are satisfied with deception and trickery that have determined their convictions, satisfied with a fictitious reality created by design through the abuse of language.”

One of MSNBC’s chief propagandists demonstrates how it’s done:

“No matter what happens, it will be magic.” That’s according to Chris Matthews (he of the “tingling” leg). The liberals MSNBC host on Monday dismissed the leaked e-mails showing that Hillary Clinton sabotaged Bernie Sanders and gushed, “I think Thursday night’s going to be magic, no matter what happens tonight or tomorrow night.” 

At last week’s Democratic convention, Matthews reveled in conflict amongst Republicans. He called Cruz a “saboteur,” but recently dismissed the Wasserman Shultz smoking gun destruction of Bernie Sanders as just, “Blah, blah, blah..”

On Monday he fawned, “I think it will become so amazing that we see a woman nominated for the presidency of the United States …She will be the president. Good people are going to say, ‘This is great for America.”

Friday’s Hardball, he used the same line to hype Hillary’s upcoming acceptance speech, prognosticating, “Nobody knows how dramatic it’s going to be…. It’s going to be a magic moment.”

Well maybe. But, only if the Sanders people follow through with their “worlds largest fart-in” to display their unfettered loyalty.

Smell the Bern

Sometimes satire writes itself (see actual news coverage of the planned “worlds largest fart-in” that will be featured at the Democrat Convention in Philly)  I was going to write about the huge wall they are erecting to control people because of the shear irony, but then this little blast of brilliance leaked out.

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As if the Democrat Party didn’t stink enough this week….

Philadelphia—Cheri Honkala, the leader of the Poor People’s Economic Human Rights Campaign, announced that her group was organizing the world’s largest “fart-in” to be held on July 28 at the Wells Fargo Center during Hillary Clinton’s anticipated acceptance speech for the Democratic nomination.

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“We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28,” she said. “We are setting up a Clintonville there, modeled on the Hoovervilles of the 1930s where the poor and unemployed built shanty towns. The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing.”

Honkala said she would issue an invitation to Sanders to join the bean supper, which she is calling Beans for Hillary. She has asked donors to send cans of beans to 1301-W Porter Street, Philadelphia, Pa., 19148.

“Any remaining beans will be served to the homeless, although we will, of course, be urging Sanders delegates to eat as much as possible,” Honkala said.

Chris Hedges, an author and activist who is an ordained Presbyterian minister, will open the Beans for Hillary meal with a nondenominational prayer.

“I am happy to bless a meal that will be put to such effective political use,” Hedges said.

Here’s hoping Bernie himself gets in a few parting shots during his convention speech. We know the old geezer has it in him.

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Will Hillary be basking in the warm ambiance of happy Dems expressing their appreciation?

Words Mean Things (specifically)

The thought police swiftly move into action

The thought police swiftly move into action

Representative Gene Ward used the word “niggardly” in reference to aspects of the new budget during a recent House floor session. This caused Democrat Scott Saiki to immediately object and demand the offending word be struck from the record. Either Saiki doesn’t know what the word means or doesn’t care. He does know when a Republican triggers his tweaky little PC alarm.

Perhaps it was unartful to use a so easily misconstrued word in this era of hypersensitive racial feelings and stunted vocabularies, but does political correctness dictate we must now play to the dummest guy in the room?

According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary niggardly is a real word with a distinctly non-racist meaning:

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“Niggardly” has a history as a political football. The goat rodeo that occurred in 1999 is widely held to be the opening round of the battle over political correctness. A white staffer, David Howard, to the black mayor of Washington, DC got canned for using the word “niggardly” while describing the city budget. This caused a vigorous national debate pitting people who actually understand the English language against those who would set a new low bar for feigned victimization and PC hogwash. One of Howard’s notable defenders was then head of the NAACP, Julian Bond, who spoke out strongly against the misguided political lynching.

“You hate to think that you have to censor your language to meet other people’s lack of understanding…..David Howard should not have quit. Mayor Williams should bring him back and order dictionaries for his staff…It Seems to me the mayor has been niggardly in his judgement…we have a hair-trigger sensibility and I think this is particularly true of racial minorities.”

Too bad Julian is no longer around and available to defend Gene Ward, and the English language when the PC thought police stepped in to trample his first amendment rights.

State Foundation on Culture and the Arts acquires an original Abercrombie

An original composition by Neil Abercrombie will be unveiled at the annual Art at the Capitol

An original composition by Neil Abercrombie will be unveiled at the annual Art at the Capitol

Art2According to the artist it was made from crap accumulated in his desk.

“I pretty much just couldn’t bring myself to throw the stuff out…especially the stress cow,” said the artist. “So, I just glued it to an old piece of cardboard and threw it behind the credenza.”

Discovered by janitors when they were cleaning the office, the work was recognized as a significant work of art and turned over to the State Foundation of Culture and the Arts. Now a part of their permanent collection and valued at over $100,000, the masterpiece of constructivism has been loaned to the office of Representative Bob McDermott where it be displayed during the Art at the Capitol event on April 1 from 4:30 to 7:00 pm.