Yeah, that would be the unfair, discrimination, distain or prejudice toward child molestors and school yard weenie wavers.
The current fad is to disparage anyone who disagrees with your politics, religion or lifestyle to be a [whatever you are]+phobic.
Sorry, but “Transphobia” strikes me as ridiculous, but that doesn’t stop liberal media harpies from bashing Jamie Foxx for this made-up psychological transgression. Foxx recently made a joke about well-known gender basket case Bruce Jenner. If you can’t make a joke about someone attached to the traveling Kardashian lunatic circus who can you joke about?
The liberal media wizards (the same people who promote the Kardashians as a “reality” show) may have finally jumped the shark on this one.
Since most of the Jamie Foxx defamation is coming from white liberals, maybe they are engaging in good old-fashioned racism. It’s just as valid an accusation as this “Transphobia” bullshit.
How can anyone hold up under the withering character assassination and slander generated by the [whatever they are] social media cyber-mob? Tweeting your enemies to death has replaced burning at the stake.
If a dude wants to cut off his own dick and wear a dress it is apparently now his civil right and perfectly OK (we learned this from sit-coms). It’s probably even covered under Obamacare. But, make a joke about going from the Wheaties box to Fruit Loops and YOU are attacked as the one with an anti-social mental issue.
What Foxx actually said was, “We have some groundbreaking performances here, too, tonight. We got Bruce Jenner, who will be here doing some musical performances. He’s doing a his-and-her duet all by himself.”
Pretty tame, G-rated and definitely covered by his constitutionally protected right to free speech. If you are offended by this joke there is probably something seriously wrong with YOU.
It is not currently illegal to have an opinion and express it.
You can spend a lot of money on surgeons to hack away at your crotch, inject you with hormones and whittle your Adam’s Apple down, but the result will be self-mutilation, not gender change.
You may be unhappy with your genetic code, but you’re pretty much stuck with it.
I could declare myself to be a bat, and hang upside down in my closet all day. I would not actually ever become a bat. My first attempt at flight from my 20th floor condo would undoubtedly prove fatal. I would still not even be a dead bat at that point…I would be a dead delusional individual who had a serious mental illness associated with a catastrophic identity crisis.
Official presidential artist, Oswald Gouche, has finally admitted that the controversial shadow in Bil Clinton’s portrait is, in fact, a depiction of oral sex. “I can’t believe that it took this long to out the joke,” said Gouche. “I mean, Geeez, it’s pretty dam obvious isn’t it?” Gouche relates an exchange between President Clinton and himself at the first unveiling of the painting. The president pulled me aside and said ‘Hey, Gouche, is it just me or does that shadow on the mantle remind you of something?” “I told him that it was a badly rendered map of the United States and Cuba being projected with PowerPoint to show that the president was a ‘hands on’ foreign policy expert and was ‘boning up’ on current events,” said Gouche. “I really said that!” added Gouche, “There was champagne coming out of my nose…I almost pissed myself!” The president mumbled “Sure looks like somebody getting a blow job, but I’m kinda hyper sensitive about that sort of thing” and wandered off. “I’m totally mystified that nobody said anything more about it for years,” said Gouche. “It’s not like I was trying to be subtle.”
As U.S. Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton blew off communications protocol and security, opting to use her personal e-mail and social media for official business. Now under congressional scrutiny, and blistering criticism, Clinton’s online files are being subpoenaed. Early disclosures regarding “TweetGate” have not assuaged the growing concerns.
The tone of Mrs. Clinton’s online correspondence has been criticized as juvenile and provocative. There seems to be a lot of age-innapropriate banter and general lack of responsible activity that one should associate with such a high office. Many agencies of the Federal government that operate under the State Department were mystified by the lack of formal correspondence through normal channels while Clinton served on Obama’s cabinet.
“We never got any instructions at all because we didn’t follow her on Twitter,” said a unnamed foreign ambassador.
Clinton herself seems unperturbed by the growing scandal.
“It’s just easier for me to use social media on my iPhone…I don’t like computers and I’m always on the go anyway,” explained Clinton. “This is 2015…chill!”
“It’s not like I’m Marshawn Lynch and have to check them after every play.” said an exasperated Tom Brady. “Everybody knows that when it’s cold outside, like in the twenties, they get a little more compact.”
The issue just doesn’t seem to want to go away, with the NFL front office now involved in a full blown investigation of what may be another rule violation by the New England Patriots. The accusation came following their playoff game with the Baltimore Ravens when defensive end Chris Canty went public. “This isn’t the first time I’ve gotten ahold of one of Brady’s balls,” explained Canty, “but during our playoff game they felt a title softer than usual.”
The NFL has already made new rules for the SuperBowl and will require Brady to have his balls spot checked, measured by calipers and weighed by the Referee during official time outs throughout the game.
After being criticized by the media for inconsistencies in his story, pro golfer Robert Allenby has come clean with what he says is the real story of what happened at Honolulu’s Amuse Wine Bar.
“I should not have made up that stuff about being kidnapped by North Korean agents, but no one would have believed the real story,” said Allenby. “Thank God, a witness came forward with that photograph…now I can tell the truth.”
Allenby was referring to an astonishing photo that has come forward showing what looks like a UFO hovering over the Honolulu Design Center and “beaming” what appears to be Allenby aboard the craft.
“That what happened by Crikey,” confirmed Allenby. “I was taking a whiz and the next thing I know I’m rising up through a hole in the roof, right into that dam saucer.”
“Those dam little gray buggers stole my wallet, shoved a probe up my arse and dropped me into that planter where they found me,” explained the battered golfer. “I hate those little bastards.”
Recent surveillance video released by the police reinforces the latest version of this story. Video taken later that night shows what could best be described as a gray alien using Allenby’s Mastercard in an attempt to purchase tequila at a convenience store less than a mile from where the abduction took place.
“The heinous attacks in Paris are yet one more reminder of the awful spectre of workplace violence and the obscene proliferation of assault weapons.” said the president at today press conference.
When questioned by the media, the president refused to acknowledge any connection to the attackers being Islamic radicals or terrorists.
“Islam is the religion of peace, Muslims could not possibly be involved!” remarked the president. “I find your wild insinuations to be cavalier and racist.”
“This was an isolated incident perpetrated by disgruntled job seekers, who just happened to be from an immigrant community,” said Obama. “They probably got access to their military-grade weapons through U.S. mail order gun operation Cheaper Than Dirt – we are also investigating their possible membership in the NRA and recent phone calls placed to Mossad as we speak.”
Obama went on to criticize the lack of opportunities for immigrants in western countries and vowed to open the U.S. borders as a gateway and standard for acceptance and multiculturalism. “America has a proud history of assimilating immigrants from all over the world,” asserted the President. “Now, it’s America’s turn to be assimilated! If it’s Allah’s will.”
A spokesman from Al Qaeda in Yemen issued the following response to the president’s statement. “While we appreciate your president’s continued support we do feel a little slighted by his recent remarks.” Said Mahmud Ghoughtmollestir. “We planned this whole attack and activated our sleeper cell, and we deserve the credit.”
“We are also getting really tired of the new U.S. Government reports that the attack on 9/11 was really an accident by student pilots, and that Osama was actually killed cleaning his own unregistered firearm (also purchased at Cheaper Than Dirt)….I mean….really?”
“This is no secret that we are Islamic fundamentalists hell-bent on world conquest, and everybody knows it,” added Ghoughtmollestir. “What part of ‘kill all the infidels,’ and ‘get your 72 virgins here’ does Obama not understand?”
“I appreciate his trying to keep up the front and cover for us…but the cow has left the barn…apparently President Obama did not get the memo.”